CAREER CHOICES

My mum once told me you can’t use cars to judge people wealth. Well mum, you are right (cuz mother’s are always right), but that only applies to Kia and the likes. So today shows some of Nigerians finest celebrities and their newly acquire ‘toys’. Read and shed tears wondering why you chose the wrong profession.

NOT SO IN A RANGE OF ITS OWN

 This is now the worst idea of a luxury prestigious car as far as Lagos is concerned. Yes agreeably, millionaires of the world have this and its comfortable, classy, techy and all you can dream of in a vehicle. However, everybody and I mean everybody just has this. Unfortunately, with less than ₦5m you could get a clean range rover. So no, nothing classy or exclusive about it. Timi Dakolo has one, Iyanya, the boys in bracket, Pasuma, Ikechukwu, Durella, Ay the comedian, Empress Njama, Mayowa, Usain, Emeka, Seun, Uche, Abdulahi, Tobi all have range rovers. So what’s the point?

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IF U SEE ME DRIVE BY....

In his V8 BMW really good looking X6, you got to love this SUV with the coupe design, giving looks and Nigerian road compatibility too. One thing though Nigerian news claims the car is worth over ₦15m not bad, not bad at all. By the way this vehicle also has low head room at the rear, and the top gear review was a massive failure. Still a cute car thought and nice shiny black paint job

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O.B.O

Young fresh, talented, good looking and has money(on behalf of girls, i’m blushing).  Like what he did, he bought an Audi Q7(claimed to be ₦12m, reasonable price, so its believable), not a big fan though because the design of the interior looks like the dude was lazy and copied the design from an old BMW  5series. But it’s an Audi, you know the finishing is great and the engine is going to be as sporty as much as possible. And yes, thank goodness, IT IS NOT A RANGE.

But why not, he has his money, and his father’s, so I say again why not. Finally someone who knows what to buy and when. This is the perfect time for any under 30 to buy an American muscle car. And he got the cutest of all, Chevrolet Camaro  (bumble bee in the transformer movie). Its really tiny on the inside though, quite annoying, but who cares, it’s all about the show, the sound and the power coming out.(valued at ₦17m, but that’s a lie from the pit of hell, or he was scammed. Most expensive Camaro isn’t up to $100,000)

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Koko master

why does he look like he has been drinking garri tho

Now this is how to BALL, what a friend of mine calls the chic magnet (unfortunately you would be able to just carry one girl at a time) Aston Martin Vantage, 2 door, 2 seater, really fast, really kool, really expensive($200,000)

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Mavins don

Obviously had to leave up to his name as a don(the jazzy part cannot be expressed in a car). So a Bentley continental sedan(cuz Nigerians like 4 doors, and also because dons sit at the back and wait for people to open their doors). This is one of the major brands when it comes to luxury and prestige in cars.

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Him again

To be honest, I have little to say about his cars(we have already seen the normal Camaro with Davido, and what is that nonsense that looks like a squashed scorpion on wheels). Anyways, the serious issue here is that gym iyke needs a PROPER AND PPROFESSIONAL work out trainer. PLEAE HEP!!!!!

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Wafe boy

He makes people laugh for a living, no seriously, #hhmmm, i can be a funny guy too. Dude is really not planning to die yet apparently. Just got a classic- the all time Cadillac Escalade(at the value my mind just thinks ₦16m). For sooo many years this has been the vehicle for international big music and Hollywood stars, so yeah this is Big.

By the way, ladies, just in case you are looking at him saying, ewww no, he’s not cute, well sorry, his girl friend loves him like that, and because of that he bought her the range rover evoque :p, go search for your cute boyfriend in BRT public transport.

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His Porsche

Mr martins, yeah we all know him a renowned football player and Nigerian(i know him as my neighbour and friend, yes we are close like that) presently has a N10m (for someone who can get that kind of money in a week, that is pretty prudent, may be even humble)Porsche cayenne

Martini Lamborghini

May be I was a little to quick to speak on the humble and prudent characteristics, this oga went to spend €270,000 on his murcielago (at the time 54m,ok that could be some 4bed houses in suburban Italy with change to spare).

Mart benz mclaren

Ok seriously he’s really just rubbing it in our faces now. I’m not even going to say anything about him or his cars any more.....

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HIGHLIFE IS HIS LIFE

J.Martins, a little surprising , just got a rolls Royce phantom. We have to admit, this ride is not the best looking in the world. The designer well, are sure there was one. But the amount of detail put into its door handle is probably more than the detail on an entire picanto. Rolls definition of luxury and engineering.  Usually people who buy Rolls Royce or Bentleys would want a jet next, hmmmm.....

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Mr obi

Odikwa Bentley, my very good cousin(yes my mother is Ibo now) bought himself a muisanne, Bentleys have this sleekness, with much better curves than even women(yes I said it.) he didn’t tell me how much he bought it, because we really don’t talk about money, but we can estimate between $300,000 to $700,000.kwenu

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First la femme

So some people would go and buy fairly used 2005 infinity  FX45 and put hot chick as the plate number(seriously, have seen that). This madam, an actual madam bought these  80 of them(a minimum would be at least ₦10m), and guess what, gave them out to some invited guest for a summit she was organising

Sooo, to end this, for all the people out there that are still young and can change career paths, well you need t be the president’s wife, and if that doesn’t work out well, you can try music(but please have the talent, we are still recovering from otnot hekid, i didn’t say anybody’s name oo). Another option is to make a lot of guilty and suffering Nigerians laugh, or just kick a ball around. Good luck,  see ya soon hopefully reviewing some of these cars in details much later in the future. Have a lovely week.