FUN FACTS WITH Dr SCHELDON ADURA

Basically today is easy, just fun stuff. So have fun.

IMPALA
Chevrolet impala had a breaking sales record more than a million 1965. agreeably its a beautiful car, but more than a million unit sold as at 1965 #jawdrop.

THE BEGINNING

 The first self propelled car was invented by Nicholas Cugnot in 1769. As seen in the picture below it has three wheels and it had a boiler at the front together with the engine. Had a maximum speed of about 6km (i bet i could run faster so what was the point) and also seem hideous to look at.Well it was used by the army to move canons(OK, i can't do that.).

GET RICH OR DON'T DRIVE HERE

The most expensive city in the world to park in is London central. It could cost you as high as £578.87 per month or even more. Plus you’ll have to pay the congestion charge (about 10quid) just to get there. I actually heard that the rich people that stayed there wanted didn't like the influx of people and wanted the congestion charge to be as high as 50pounds sterling ($78).

 

 CRUISING BEHIND THE TILLERS

The first set of cars didn’t have round wheels, they had levers (the tillers) that was used to steer. It looks fun, kinda like a jet, but i bet the turning was poor.

BEST SELLER

So, Bash Ali, sorry mistake, i meant Mohammed Ali is the best Boxer of all time, yeah. Pele is the best footballer of all time (wait or is that Messi now), oh well back to cars, The best SELLING (so if your family never had one, your friends family did,) car is................ drum rolllllllll. The TOYOTA COROLLA. Selling 32million  since 1966 till date

CLASS

The city with the most rolls Royce per capita is Hong Kong. Basically this means that the amount of Rolls compared to the population is more, basically they have the richest guys. HMmmmm, relocating time.

somehow there is more of this far far away from where it originated (UK)

CLOWNS

The biggest amount of people stuffed in a smart car (originally made for 2) is 19, Pakistan crashers at defense authority creek club in Karachi, Pakistan on 15 December 2010, Errrrr, what exactly was the point of this.

I'm pretty sure at a point, someone ate another persons armpit hair and someone cupped a feel

FLASH

The fastest car is divided into two. 

A bunch of guys came together, i guess just cause they wanted to set a record, and decided to put jet 2 jet engines on a tiny cylindrical objects with tires. This OBVIOUSLY (if you put jet engines on a bike or anything it would be fast, its not rocket science, wait it kinda is, but you get) makes the Thrust SSC the fastest car with 763mph.

 

clearly this is to be used only in the dessert.

 So when in the real world, and you want to be the fastest, or one of the fastest, then there is only one choice. The Bugatti Veyron Super sport (when you pronounce this, you always feel that energy within you). They had the original version, then the Aero came out with something faster, so the people at Bugatti had to release the Super Sport. Imposed top speed of 255mph, could actually reach 267mph. 0-60 is in 2.5seconds. If it passes the imposed 255mph, there is a risk that the tire would explode, how awesome is that.

I'm a beast, I'm a monster

NO MORE EXCUSES
So we know not everybody can afford a car yeah?, wrroooong.They are getting cheaper and cheaper. The irony is that the BILLIONAIRE chairman of TATA company made his engineers find cheaper materials, and use lesser amount of materials without compromising safety. The result is a Tata Nano that weighs about 600kg (a friend of mine comes to mind) and would cost about $2000, yes $2000. I honestly think its cute and considering the fact that most drivers are the only ones in the  car, the size is not to small, plus trust me, cars could get smaller.

PUNY
I know cars could get smaller than the Nano because, well the smallest car in the world is a Peel P50. It is more like a carry on. it was built in 1963 (i wonder why, the roads where bigger and freer then). It seats just one person, maximum speed of about 35mph (no speeding tickets for you) and weighs about 59kg(no body comes to mind). As at 1963 it cost about 199 pound sterling (present day 1400 pound sterling or $2200), err expensive much. Now as if it were not pissing enough, its back on the market, and guess how much? $16,000. Well at least, no issues with parking, you can drive into the office and when you are bored, you can walk and drag it along(helpful in traffic)

hey cutey, hop on the roof, lemme take you for a spin.

I GET DOUGH

So by every standard, this car is iconic, i could say it sets a record  for breaking records. The Most expensive production (still being produced) car. No it's not the Rolls Royce, and some dude is probably thinking its a golf stream-sorry bro that is a plane not a car (wait, why am i creating suspense when the picture is just below). $2,400,000 Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. World's Fastest @   a fast price.

 

 

 

 

 

 

flames sold separately

ook. so you just started thinking of how to make millions to buy a Veyron. Well, a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO was recently sold for $35,000,000. Only 39 were ever made (who cares, that is just soo much money, its soo much the car is beginning to look ugly). I think i would go buy 65 impala, may be by 2023 it would be worth a $100,000,000, #fingers crossed

TRAFFIC OF LIFE

 So traffic, we all hate it yeah, it is annoying. Next time when you are in a 30minutes - 1hour even if its a 3 hour traffic, be grateful.

In 1980 Paris - Lyon on the french autotoute. 110 miles of traffic, due to congestion and bad weather.

 Even worse, Beijing to Tibet express way 62 mile (yeah i know i said worse, you would soon see why), it lasted for 12 days(at a point i would abandon the vehicle) with some vehicles moving as low as 2miles per day(lmao). Apparently was caused by increase in number of trucks and vehicles, some how i assumed someone with a diabolical plan to take over the Chinese area created a traffic-jaminator.

 

a good business location, sell a bottle of water for $10 and above

 GIRL POWER

You know how we always believe make-up is to women as cars is to men. Wrong, it turns out that women play a great role in the working and development of the cars. What can we do without women

yeeaaah, shes inventing/ fixing something alright.

 SWEET ON THE INSIDE

Evil Genius, the Genius is there for a reason. Creativity. Remember the car that i said, hippies and happy people tend to use, well it turns out that the Nazi leader (hail Hitler), was involved in the very 1st design and that design still exist till date. One would have expected a more terrifying design not the Volkswagen beetle.

NOT SO FINE

So, we have all been there, one way or the other- tickets/fines. So this 37 year old Swedish dude just bought a $140,000 Mercedes SLS, and of course was tempted to get the best/fastest value for his money (you can't blame him). He just did it on the wrong road and country. In Switzerland, there is no fixed fee, your fine is calculated based on your speed and your income (i bet rich people in the UK, US and Africa would be jumping now). So we know he has money (SLS) and he was going at a speed of 180mph. Fine = $1,000,000 (laughing soo hard, sad bit is, you would rather just leave the car, but they also have his license, ), wonder how it worked out for him (still laughing).

That's all folks. Have fun and drive safe.